I was too busy looking heavenward from my perch at Luna Park at the stroke of midnight on New Year's, and waiting for someone to smooch me, to make the obligatory resolution. I guess resolutions rely on me to make them come true so maybe I should read up on spells before the next full moon, just for a bit of cheating...bwahahaha!

Along with the New Year, and some forced holidays, comes the need to have a serious look at the budget (as well as the Christmas waistline). How sad is it when you put your life on paper for others to look at you through one eye, then frown at, then hold their breath, then put the paper down, then sigh, then look at you again, then announce... "You're pretty much f*^#%d!"

So I'm thinking ahead because I don't like to dwell in the past, whilst others around you might be saying "How the hell did you let that happen?". I'm thinking ummmm no time to wait for the full moon, how about a belated New Year's resolution or two or three or...anybody got a box?

So here's a start...

1) Eat less strawberry pancakes at midnight with Lucy (good for waistline and budget)

2) Sit on chatrooms less, using less internet hours (maybe more on SDU ones so you can all help me stick to this stuff)

3) Don't fix my catalytic converter thingumybob, unless Mr Mechanic likes batting eyelids and reacts accordingly with discount (OMG the things I lower myself to!)

4) Don't drive my nice car post-thingumybob fixing (scab lifts, hehe)

5) Don't go out to fetish clubs and give money to grouchy-looking door bitches (have a dress-up at every booking!)

6) Don't feed children OOPS! (Not an option!)

7) Answer every phonecall with a smile, cheeriness makes people realise just how nice you are (After 10pm and before sunrise you're allowed to grumble a lil) 

8) Remember the less fortunate and give as best you can (If for no other reason than warm fuzzies because they feel much better than stress)

9) Stay horny! (It's good for biz hehe)

10) This should be at the top because it needs to happen very quickly but it does involve my one "Want"... I must help Lucy and Hannah with the finishing of a very exciting new website. I'm hoping it will spark as much interest as it has excitement for us. I had some professional photos taken at the end of last year and now I'd love it if I could stretch that wretched budget somehow to get my sexy new photos in time for the new site.

HAVE YOURSELF A WONDERFUL 2008!!

GF xxx