April 2007 - Posts

1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard or bitch who made you sad 2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you 3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid 4. When you Read More...
Happy Friday 13th all you paraskevidekatriaphobics!! Read More...
...he slid his hand firmly up my thigh, my breath skipped as I gripped the bed in anticipation as he took my arse in his masterful grip.... then he pummelled the b'jesus out of it. Finally I met my chat buddy in crime, the wonderful Miss Kaitlyn. Kisses, Read More...
Sitting in chatroom at night makes me hungry, as I suddenly remember that I haven't eaten all day. Last night I raided the kids Wagon Wheels. It brought on a dose of sugar-laden nostalgia. Now I know how I became a BBW. Remember... Wagon Wheels were bigger Read More...